You can call me Asher. I'm the modern day Warhol, or so I try to be. I like art and sex, sometimes both simultaneously. "An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have."
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Aw, I do? Thanks, man. I try really hard on that.
Well, I mean, the guy’s in his own world. I could tell him that the world was ending tomorrow and he wouldn’t understand it. Maybe I’ll just wait until after I win when the police are like dragging him out of his office. Those rules he put up were ridiculous though. They won’t be able to make it past the council, at all.
He’s so dumb. Honestly, how did he even get elected into office, anyway? Sounds like a good plan, Evan. God, I hope you win. Do it for the sake of the cats, man. For the cats. Seriously though, his rules seemed way too personal. Making the town a better place for himself, mainly.
Shit, I forgot about the goat.
Have to watch out for him, don’t I? Anyway, I just mean like other people. Like anybody in town could do a better job than our current Mayor.
Is it bad that I haven’t told him I’m going against him yet?
You do, definitely. The goat’s a prime candidate, man. Yeah, I’m sure anybody could, but you’ve got that drive and natural leadership quality. Uh, you know Mayor Douchebag better than anyone, so. It might just be a little bit bad, depending on his ego and ability to face competition.
Yeah, I mean, I’ve been wanting to for a while. I just…hadn’t found the courage before, I guess? And the time to. We’ll see, I keep hearing rumors of other potential contenders, and I just want to see who they are before making assumptions, you know?
Well, I’m glad you finally found it. You’d make a great mayor, bud. People have been wanting this goat for mayor. I think you’d pretty much wipe him out, though. I know the goat’s got a following, however, haha.
I’ll being going wherever the wind takes me. I’m not quite sure yet. I just won’t be in Renata, I suppose for a while.
Well, I hope you still keep in touch. I don’t want to miss you too much.
I think you’ll do them right, Asher. I’ll be gone for the weekend, I’ll come by around this week, and then I’ll be back for Emily’s birthday. I’ll be popping in and out around October, by after October I’m gone, so.
Thank you, Fiona. Okay, sounds like a plan. I’d love for you to meet her, though. Where will you be going after October? You’re not moving, I hope.
I’ve been hiding behind a desk that the mayor has assigned me to. Sorry, bro. My job in reality is to null the stupidity, but my actual job according to the mayor is to file papers for him and get him his coffee. I’m hoping that me running for mayor will change things.
S’all good, Evan. Shit, you’re running for mayor? Well, you’ve got my vote. And probably most of Renata’s.
I’m all right, excited for Sacramento and Seattle and all the other places. Aw, tell Andy I said hello back and that it was an honor. That baby isn’t that far away. She’ll be in your arms before you know it.
The town will surely miss you while you’re gone. Have a fun time, though! Seattle is a great city. I will, I will. Ah, I’m so excited for her arrival. Still scared and uncertain about my father skills, but I want to make her and Evie proud. You’ll be back in time to meet her, though, right? How long will you be gone?
Time to go do damage control.Hey, guys, what’s up?
I think the town has collectively decided that the Mayor sucks. Where the hell have you been, though, man? Isn’t it your job to null the stupidity?
That would be lovely, Asher, thank you! How are you though? How’s the baby doing?
Ah, no problem, dear. I’m doing alright, my life has taken a mundane turn. Andy says hi. The baby is great, Evie is great. She’s coming soon, I can tell. I just have this feeling. How are you?
But, I’m afraid that I’m not gonna be able to make it. I’m going to Sacramento. Going to go to wine country for a bit before coming back here. If I win, one of you can go up and pick up my award for me and hand it back to me when I get home. At least if any of you can.
Aw, Fiona. I really hope you win, though, you deserve it, truly. I can accept it for you if you want.
